Tuesday, 4 March 2008

Tameside Conservatives On Election Drive!

The Tameside Conservatives have been for the past 12 months, campaigning in various wards right across Tameside.
The reaction we've received has been fantastic, people are realising that the Labour Party nationally, and locally have let people down through bad management, arrogance and complacency .
And know the Conservatives are the ONLY OPPOSITION threat to the Labour Party.
We are told by a reliable source, that the Labour Party are worried about losing a couple of seats on May 1st including one in Ashton.
Also we now informed by the Labour Party, that "local Tories are still in shock" in Ashton Hurst. The only thing "Local Tories" are in shock over, is that some people have managed to get off their backsides, and kept residents up to date with the imaginary work they're doing in Hurst.
The excellent "Hurst First" which is delivered by "Local Tories" keeps residents informed, what the "Local Tories" do ALL YEAR ROUND not just leading up to election time.
We also put contact details on, so if you do need our help? we're just a phone call or e-mail away.
Don't worry, we don't risk your personal security by asking for National Insurance numbers on our forms, unlike some Labour Party candidates.
Every weekend the Conservatives will be around Tameside, letting you know exactly what we stand for and why Tameside deserves a fresh face.

4 comments:

postman pat (malta sorting office) said...

Ne'er worry Gareth. Is it just more ill-educated spin from the home of the ill-educated spin expert?

Now there's an oxyMORON for you.

Could a political party put a former second-hand wallpaper market stall holder, with "love" and "hate" tattoed on their knuckles, in charge of its £50m+ social services budget?

If so, what party could that be?

For a further quiz point, can you really believe any political leader with a sane mind would make such an appointment?

Answers on a freepost postcard to the Tameside Red Clown Factory.

Liam said...

I thought he had "dick" and "head" tattoed on his knuckles... or am I wrong?

And John Taylor is not a second hand wallpaper market stall holder at all. He sells carpets and curtains.

Tom Hatton said...

Labour have enjoyed their spell of complacent cushiness for too long. Step forward Tameside Tories!!!!

Anonymous said...

Time for Change, Hope and Optimism. Time for fresh faces and fresh ideas. Time for regeneration and revitalisation. Time for success instead of failure. Time for honesty instead of spin. Time for the future to replace the past.

The time has come for Tameside Tories.