Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Alistair Darling's 1st Budget

Alistair Darling has just announced his first budget.
He can take credit in delivering the most boring Budget in the history of Parliament.
With several MP's falling asleep
The price of a pint up 4p, so expect it to rise by at least 10p at your Local.
Cider up by 3p, so expect it to rise by at least 10p at your local
A bottle of Wine up by 14p, so expect it to rise by at least 50p at your local
A bottle of Spirits up by 55p so expect a single measure at your local to go up by 10p.
Cigarettes up by 11p

The good news is our Pensioners will get extra money but wait it's only for ONE YEAR ONLY

This government take every little spare cash you have, through years of over spending.
They take credit when the economy rides high, but when there's a economic down turn they blame everyone but themselves.
In a nutshell, there will be TWO BILLION POUNDS OF INCREASED TAX.
We thought Dick Turpin wore a mask.
The UK has the biggest Budget deficit in Western Europe that is a fact.

All this will hit you the general public in the pocket
Council Tax up
Fuel Bills up
Water Rates up
Car Tax up
The cost of Food up
The only thing whats down is the trust people have in New Labour

New Labour The Real Party of the Working Class?
I don't think so do you?

It's time for change it's time for the Conservatives

The conservatives response on the link below

http://www.conservatives.com/tile.do?def=campaigns.display.page&obj_id=142855

4 comments:

kim wilde's bush said...

Labour have as much chance of winning the next election as I have of sleeping with Vikki Blows...

Anonymous said...

Brown, Darling and co want to try living on what a lot of ordinary working folk earn ie £5.50-£6.50 per hour.

It wasn't easy before the budget, now it's a damned sight harder.

Whatever you do, take it from me and NEVER, EVER vote Labour.

Anonymous said...

I know of one opposition MP who was so enthralled by Darling's budget he resorted to sending messages and emails on his blackberry during that dreary little speech. I think that says a lot about Alistair "Charisma Bypass" Darling, he's even more boring than Brown, and I thought that impossible.

Remember friends NEVER, EVER vote Labour.

Anonymous said...

I know of one opposition MP who was so enthralled by Darling's budget he resorted to sending messages and emails on his blackberry during that dreary little speech. I think that says a lot about Alistair "Charisma Bypass" Darling, he's even more boring than Brown, and I thought that impossible.

Remember friends NEVER, EVER vote Labour.